Hmm ... Sounds like our Pat. But I thought our Pat was a dude.
Wait, no. That can't be right. Our Pat would never want the Packers to win. Our Pat's not a Packers fan.
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No, not Brett Favre's butler or limo driver, but his coach. Courtesy of Chris Mortensen via Deadspin, we have a pretty strange story of the head coach of the Minnesota Vikings dressing in drag aboard their charter.
Sometimes it's nice to hear a former player speak the truth instead of the company line corporate-speak so many modern athletes are prone to deliver.
The Vikings are averaging 348 yards on offense while allowing 342 on D, a paltry six-yard difference. This is why some observers think their 6-0 mark has a little smoke-and-mirrors to it.
It's come to my attention that an anonymous poster in the comments section believes all analyses to be equal. While it is true that you can compare anything you want, the closer you whittle down the comparisons, the more thoughtful and relevant the analysis. Thoughtful and relevant being the operative words, words not often in the vernacular of Favre fans. They fall back on simple comparisons and cliches, because that's all that's left of their Legend.
Nice work, a-hole. Try to at least put a good foot on it next time. Jeebus, I've seen high schoolers with more skill than that.
Your week 5 MVP is, once again, Brett Favre. God, I love the way he plays the game. It's like he's a kid out there!
"It was 16 great years, and I hope they enjoyed it, they appreciated that run as much as I did," Favre told ESPN in an interview that aired Sunday. "But you just have to let it go and just move on."
Adrian Peterson is the latest to fall under Favre's spell. Quick! Who has Thomas Jones' phone number?! And how quickly before the best player in the game comes to his senses?